The brand is
already #1.
Fund the shelf,
not the startup.
$375,000 stocks 14 SKUs × 5,000 units at $5/unit – 70,000 pieces of the #1 ranked TikTok Shop brand. Ads, creators, and the USPTO trademark are already paid for.
We don't sell equity.
We sell shelf.
8% profit-share partnership in GoldenEgg · no equity dilution · no new entity
$350K becomes physical stock in 60 days · distributions from month 6+
Own the fastest-growing channel in commerce.
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#1 Category Brand
Earned the top organic position on TikTok Shop in our category. Repeatable creator-led acquisition.
20,266 Orders Shipped
$392K trailing-6-month GMV across TikTok Shop + Amazon. Real revenue, real fulfillment, real margins.
USPTO + Exclusive Contract
GoldenEgg brand is federally protected. Plus: exclusive manufacturer contract for the Math Teacher product reserved for GoldenEgg only - no competitor can source through this China supplier.
10.1% Net Sustained
Net margin held on current volume – before the inventory leverage that $375K unlocks.
Operations Ready
Warehouse, 3PL, suppliers, ad accounts and creator pipeline are all live. $375K scales an existing engine.
250 Orders / Day
Phase 1 target → $2.34M annual GMV → $234K projected annual net at 10.1% margin.
A live, profitable brand.
Every figure is real revenue from real orders. Due-diligence ready.
14 SKUs.
70,000 pieces.
Each tile = 5,000 units × $5 = $25K of locked stock. Product photos and names drop in next.
Math Teacher exclusive
reserved for GoldenEgg.
Royal Diamond USA holds an exclusive supply contract with the original China manufacturer of the Math Teacher Roller Stamp - the product behind the bulk of GoldenEgg revenue and 15M+ TikTok views.
- ✓Sole-supply contract signed with China manufacturer
- ✓Math Teacher reserved only for GoldenEgg
- ✓No competitor can source the same product
- ✓Behind 15M+ TikTok views + #1 category ranking
$375K
profit-share.
Inventory-backed. Single brand. No equity dilution. No new entity. 93% of capital becomes physical stock on day one.
- ✓8% profit share of GoldenEgg net profits · 60-month term
- ✓No equity issued · founders retain 100% ownership
- ✓$350K becomes stock within 60 days · receipts shared
- ✓60-day deployment · milestone-gated
- ✓Distributions month 6+ · quarterly · after cash buffer built
- ✓Monthly P&L + inventory ledger
If the round under-performs, the underlying 70,000 units of inventory remain a real, sellable asset on the LLC balance sheet – not burned cash. That's the structural difference between an inventory round and a growth round.
Where every dollar goes.
93% physical inventory. 7% thin activation buffer. No founder salary, no SaaS, no office overhead – those are paid for.
300 to 1,000 orders/day.
Milestone-gated. Investor sees inventory, creator pipeline, ad accounts and order count live.
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Deploy · Stabilize
- ✓Inventory wave 1 (top 8 SKUs landed)
- ✓Creator network · 50+ active
- ✓Operating target: 400 orders/day
Scale · Optimize
- ✓Inventory wave 2 + new SKU launches
- ✓First distribution (month 6+)
- ✓Operating target: 750 orders/day
Compound · Q4 Push
- ✓BFCM saturation + holiday stock
- ✓Run-rate target: 1,000 orders/day
- ✓Projected $9.36M annual GMV
The team that built this.
